 Hey there Hot pants!
Here is a page where you can learn effective, drunken pickup lines. At the bottom of this page there
is a quick easy form where you can add your own clever and drunken pickup lines to this list.
Read down to view the 10 randomly selected items. Hope these lines get you all a lot of action,enjoy Reload page for 10 more random pickup lines
NEW FEATURES - ability to track and view your vote history. Also, there will be a "running" top winners page
so you can see if your submitted pickup lines are in the lead etc.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by John Snow from Flagstaff, AZ.
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What’s that in your eye? Must just be a twinkle. Or perhaps a speck of dried up sperm from the big black guy that spewed your face last night.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Learn from Lines.
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May I pull your thong to the side and cum on your anus?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Kat from slut land.
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Do you have a boyfriend? (Yes) Do you mess around? (No) Would you hold still while I do?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by MT_L from MT.
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As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? No. Damn!
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by something wen wrong from From the moment he licked to when she vomited.
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Do you like cocktails or margaritas? Either way, you’ll be getting plenty of salt tonight.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by me from england fuk u pakis.
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fuck off u ugly cunt
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by MT_L from Empty.
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I know how to make your ex-girlfriend jealous.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Rachel from VERMONT.
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Smoky the Bear says no asses as hot as yours or it will start a forest fire!
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by GR from the den.
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I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by GR from the den.
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Wanna go 50-50 on a rape charge?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by GR from the den.
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Do you like my belt buckle? It would look better against your forehead
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by GR from the den.
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If you won’t fuck me, can I fuck you?
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