Drunken Editor Response: Okay. You got it.

Drunken Editor Response: Yes. Unfortunately paypal shut us out so they can help their big money clients by shutting down us little sites for no reason. Paypal is a very unethical company. BDBP has been trying to find a paypal alternative

Drunken Editor Response: Why do we have these awesome polls that nobody fucking bothers to take? I mean, some of the questions have been up for 3 years and they show that only like 50 fucking girls in that whole fucking time have answered. Is something wrong with the counting, or are you girls just god damn unappreciative and unwilling to participate in the poll taking. Instead, you fucking girls will fill out the most boring, stupid, lame, safe, dumb, waste of time surveys that you see on my space and stuff. What the fuck. I bet you haven't even tried the bdbp dynamic hot surveys that output code for you to paste right on your myspace or bdbp homepage. Why do you girls constantly participate and support every god damn stupid feature at every god damn web site in the universe accept for this one? You privately take from this site - the only god damn mother fucking honest forum left on the net - and then you make all other sites famous and rich - and none of them have a fraction of the heart this site has. I think that is so fucked up. I bet you filled out a survey or polls this week that asked you stuff like - when did you last cry, and, do you like your top eight list, and, has a guy said he likes you in the past year. What in god''s name is fucking wrong with you girls. You fucking date and marry bastards that are mean to you and treat you like shit. And, you make stupid websites successful. Meanwhile, BDBP really cares and gives you all it can. You do not care. If it doesn''t shit on you, then why bother with it right? What other site is brave enough to ask such difficult poll questions so you can find out what others honestly feel about un-touchable honest issues? What other site lets you post, manage, store, share, convert, animate, slideshow, portable show, post, organize and fuck as many photos as you wish without any limits? Yet, you post all your photos on sites that limit you. What other fucking site has not one advertisement to get in your way? What other site gives you a vast network of creative opportunity with not one rule to censor you or supress your voice?. What the fuck is wrong with all of you girls.. Are you all absolutely fucking mental?

Drunken Editor Response: Dear SexMeup, I'll see what I can do; However, nothing like flashing some tit to fascilitate a speedy resolution to your submit problem?

Drunken Editor Response: Shout be updated. For now, I have to manually attached them to the user id. I plan to make that automatic, along with hangover shots. It should be good to go now. update: there now is a button on your drunken balance sheet that will grab any shots that are purchased. The drunken balance sheet is the first page that loads up after you log in.

Drunken Editor Response: To start a thread you need to go to the list of forum topics. From there you choose the topic that most relates to the thread you wish to post. Clicking on a topic will take you to a page listing the threads related to that topic. Scroll down and you will see a form to begin a thread. Make sure to give the thread a catchy heading in the spot provided and also type an initial post for a thread.

Drunken Editor Response: yes - shots have been delivered. Sorry about that. They are supposed to transfer right away. I am going to work on a backup mechanism tonight incase it happends again that the shots don't get added.

Drunken Editor Response: Your response and solution is being drunkenly invented…

Drunken Editor Response: your request is being considered…

Drunken Editor Response: That is right. There is a very short simple form down at the bottom of this page. Scroll down and get the drunken help you know you need.

Drunken Editor Response: response in progress…

Drunken Editor Response: Certainly I am not greedy; however, I do not know many whores to send your way. While the women members of BDBP may be damn hot, certainly you wouldn't mistake them as whores.. Would you? If in fact I did know any good whores, that is exactly what I'd send your way. Good for you dad wanting to thread lip sandwiches at his age! Good luck finding good whores for him - perhaps you should recruit your sister or girlfriend?

Drunken Editor Response: Of course. Indeed you may!

Drunken Editor Response: Emily is on Crack!

Drunken Editor Response: In order to capture the de heart, you must make him see your soul.

Drunken Editor Response: response is currently being drunkenly processed

Drunken Editor Response: Dear hot new wife who needs daddy to cock boss you a bit. This reservation you have to bring up this issue is understandable as you are so recently married. As far as testing the waters to gauge his attitude on the subject of rougher sex, wait until the next time you and your husband are pretty drunk; - drunk enough to where you both can dismiss any behavior as drunkenness the next morning. The tricky part of your problem is that for a guy to be aggressive (in a hot way) it must come from a sincere desire to dominate or from a degree of sincere resentment or aggression from deep within. Merely requesting that he start cock slapping your face and holding you down by your hair while he squeezes your neck and bangs you way past your first request for him to stop, will not on its own, turn helpful hubby into a huffy ho-slapper! The good news is that after months of meditation on this, I have invented your solution. Your need to increase your husbands frustration level and you need to make him just a bit jealous and just a bit resentful. Perhaps you might give some guy you see while out with husband just a little too interested of a look. Perhaps you tell husband how hot a friend's husband is. Get your husbands nerves a bit on edge. Also, get is cock on edge by making him wait a little longer than usual for sex. Then, have a few drinks and when you get to the sex, start begging for him to fuck you hard and hold you down, tell him to slap you, call him master, beg him to pull your hair etc. With proper internal motivation, your husband will slip right into this aggressiveness you seek.

Drunken Editor Response: Ask for help from the drunken_editor and he shall barf up your solution. Great to hear about your success Abby. Keep us posted on how things go. Good work, DE

Drunken Editor Response: Yes I vomit your pain. We have all, I would imagine, been in a situation where another that we are curious by, chooses to not recognize their inescapable awareness of our presents. Abby, if he is a healthy gentleman, then he is fully aware of you – unless this class is one of those huge, stadium-type, sheep-hording, minnow bathing, money absconding, megaphone-requiring, mass standardizing, and clueless-professor necessitating classrooms. Your problem, or road block, is that he is not owning up to you, his awareness of you. Odds favor, that he is very aware of you, most likely more so that with the flirt drunk whores that sit around him. We men are simple in our variety of actions – albeit intricate and deep in the excavation of the obvious paths we generally take.

This guy has either ruled you out for one of just a few reasons, or, he has ruled you in – respects you – likes you and this is why he is more shy, more afraid, more protected in the direction of you. Think about it, If you liked someone enough to where the slightest negative reciprocation and interpretation of what they might expose to you with their response, might betray or unveil, could knock you down, then you may be very reluctant to show them your heart.

If he was to disregard you, as he already did with his quick dismissal of boyfriend-ship, but more so, then you might lose some of your worth, right? You might re-scan (as most do) your elements to make sure there still isn’t a significant, easily recognizable property that you missed or recently acquired about yourself, or in whatever way, just became aware of. This is the least likely. Because, most men young enough to be gullible enough to take a course, from anyone, most of us, have hormones that outclass our standards. At your age, most likely your boobies and smile and smell, alone, will grandfather you a voting chance.

There are two solutions for you; one solution, in which you could take implement, will work more quickly, but also payoff with less longevity. If you don’t care about his impression of you in the long term, and if you are not at a stage where this guy will be involved in your permanent one way or the other then take this plan. Go shopping and by low-rise jeans and skirts and shorts. Also buy 2 or three high-hipper thongs. Also, buy a bra that is less cardboard like and just cotton – as thin as you can find so your breasts hang more natural and less Janet-Reno. Be sure to wear these thongs, exposed because worn with your new low-rise bottoms, and a slightly girlish t-shirt for one week. After a week, find an opportunity in class you make, either to him or a small group, or in response to class discussion, some subtle sexual innuendo. He will then connect the comment with your attire, and will most likely notice you if not pursue you then. Try that, and if it doesn’t get you all the way, then write back and tell me where it did go and we’ll work from there.

The second solution, is to use in case you do not rule out marriage-type possibilities so you don’t wish to come across as sluty in any way. You have past the opportunity to employ several tactics with this situation. You didn’t seize the first day. And you said you were attracted to him right away. But you, I am betting, didn’t show this to him. So, in his mind, he now thinks you either think he’s disgusting or you are not an honest person. (open ). So, the longer we wait to act on any honest thoughts, the more dishonesty we wager, and the more difficult it is to achieve our goals without compromising our integrity. This is why your solution is harsh; because, you have guilt you need smuggled out the back way so that he never knows that you betrayed your desire. Desirable people, those that believe they are desirable, don’t hide the desire. Therefore, a person will prejudge how desirable you are, exactly, by how much desire you show. Because a person will think, “surely I am not so dorky and ugly that this lady doesn’t find me worth even a second thought, or investigation,” or they will think , “This girl is perfect for me, no wait – she isn’t checking me out! I don’t want to think that there is something wrong with me, so, she must be a total bitch.” The only way to sprout from this position, is to communicate honesty to him, without the dishonesty of hiding your previously undisclosed feelings. The only way to accomplish all of this, and a secret way from the drunken editor, is this. You need to do something bold enough to eclipses the past. Distract with shock.

Most men are focused therefore easily distracted. If you get him curious, and taken by-surprise, he will forget to even ask himself why you’ve been lying about your feelings. So, here is the plan: you need to walk by his desk, in the near future, and give him a note that reads this. “Mike, history would have made me a retard if I waited any longer to let you know that I think you are cute. “ Spray just a little bit of perfume on the note, and drop it on his desk, openly – let those whore’s next to him see – no showing weakness, and the rest will grow into place. Good luck, and, let me know how it goes and if you need any other advice.

Drunken Editor Response: Dear drunken Fezza,
Although you did not propound a direct question for me in your letter, per se, do not worry – the overflowing desperation within the subtext of your"complimentary words" scream out to me and say …. "help me de … help me please!"
I appreciate your drunken words of encouragement, though! I believe I can pretty much sense what you want advice about. My keen drunken intuition leads me to believe that you are crying out for help in regards to a plethoric incursion of requests by every girl you know, for repeated sexual congress. Specifically, it sounds like you have found yourself overtaken by a spell of Allwannaboneya-Continuous! In laymen’s terms, this is a condition that can spring up, whereby, every lady within 100 miles wants to jump your bones so bad that they are practically beating down your house to get at you. This can be a particularly opportunistic condition, but there are some ways to manage through these types of maladies.

You need to get a couple of those Sybian style, high-powered, vibrators that can be ridden for long periods of time. Also, I would recommend recruiting a few friends to operate the furious, protuberant, cock-proxy machines for you, so that you can more copiously devote yourself to effectual love making. This way, while some must wait for a spell before you can get to them, they will be able to warm up and pacify their cravings, until they can have the real Fezza! I

feel for you, as this is not an easy situation to go through. Keep your chin up, and tongue out and gang (I mean hang) in their.
Yours most drunkenly yet sincerely,
your drunken_editor

Drunken Editor Response: I do feel for you as I know the situation is making you uncomfortable; however, worry not! The good news is that most men go through this stage, particularly, when they live in small farming communities. Usually this happens around middle-age when the man begins getting really board having sex with his weight-gaining, nagging, saggy breasted, wrinkle infested wife, of some 25 odd years. I can assure you that your husband should grow out of this fetish soon, as it is very difficult for a person to be turned on by inter-species copulation for long periods of time. In the mean time, my advice is to buy the dog some condoms (probably should get the ribbed kind to maximize the goat’s pleasure), and during sex with your husband, you should try to bark like a dog and throw a few goat noises in there too if you can.

Good luck, Sincerely,
the drunken editor